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By Chawarma and ChafshuyPacesetter Vol XLI No. 1 Broadsheet Issue
Dhiz iz dah mowment!!! Mai faynal test! Deztinie eenie meenie beykonetet ay nevur rekonda honda copy kat bestlalu! Bet kez singalerba lerbalez wid umaawrang monentum. Umeentrez da OMG! awarlalez keber to da freshi lebel. eym..! eym..! eym..!
Chawarma: Kol mi CHAWARMA! Cafitaling Cee-Eytch-Ey-Dobolyow-Ey-Err-Eym-Ey!Ay!Flangak!Chumochorva!Mga esfrens, gelemberlers, gelays en otoks, en pak na pak na tsumitsikadorang newest en vyutipool, FHM sizzling seksi, layk mah ancestors isphlaradora next tu Chulani, VulSU landia!
Chafshuy: En kol mi CHAFSUY!Wid da cafitalistang Cee-Eytch-Ey-Ef-Es-Eytch-Yu-Way!! Da kambalaluters Chorvalistang seym fritiphool en eklabert na alindogerz next tu Chembelarr sa paraydizeler tu nemerzinoyu eztudyantezi.. Pak!
By Chawarma and ChafshuyPacesetter Vol XLI No. 1 Broadsheet Issue
Dhiz iz dah mowment!!! Mai faynal test! Deztinie eenie meenie beykonetet ay nevur rekonda honda copy kat bestlalu! Bet kez singalerba lerbalez wid umaawrang monentum. Umeentrez da OMG! awarlalez keber to da freshi lebel. eym..! eym..! eym..!
Chawarma: Kol mi CHAWARMA! Cafitaling Cee-Eytch-Ey-Dobolyow-Ey-Err-Eym-Ey!Ay!Flangak!Chumochorva!Mga esfrens, gelemberlers, gelays en otoks, en pak na pak na tsumitsikadorang newest en vyutipool, FHM sizzling seksi, layk mah ancestors isphlaradora next tu Chulani, VulSU landia!
Chafshuy: En kol mi CHAFSUY!Wid da cafitalistang Cee-Eytch-Ey-Ef-Es-Eytch-Yu-Way!! Da kambalaluters Chorvalistang seym fritiphool en eklabert na alindogerz next tu Chembelarr sa paraydizeler tu nemerzinoyu eztudyantezi.. Pak!
''Abra kabumbumbels Aylabyu tu da friti feyses Fafa Franing! Laykers en twiters na da hu chinemini buza!''
Chafshuy: Twinsisteretetets Chawarma! Pak na pak da chemini wan miz isyunez kiberlez en chika boom boom pow akez to sa mowre mowre shumobra pakabrang fafa franing en bet na bet lungz nitey iz frit feyses en dedma lungzi se effortnezz en actib zims ni oder VulZUans..Aweeerd! Den mey wi getching langs na tu da lebeling iskorchever nitey pele itey mga ke beauty en de beast lang ang peg! Kalurkey palakey di dramabelss ov di fafa titseret ov di shi esh esh fi ishtupidents. Kuda op da poorlaloo ishtupidents dat praning isprikiting dis fafa mes, olweys kuda everest abawt di anaders shi esh esh fi titsherettes na jumoin-force ditey on campush blah-blah-bley! Havey! Imbyurnezz! Fafa Franiiing lungs? Imbyurness! Sows, towdi ish yo day! Este yur owrash to be hir. Ekshenadoro inidoro!
Chawarma: Trulagenis sustagenis! Chika lowka ko ney hus dis fafa franing. Fashabugan na chii! Haws sa ikonumiks kitchenumiks op da istupidents? Fafa franing ish juz soww, mean vin vin! Peg din da byutifool fool gerlash in fafa’s clash, Kateh! Pokaness! He lavs hilabs to lait lait too, layk fafa’s so yaman en sow powgi. fweh! Shapookin kitey ng breyshesh ku we! Yun neyy Twinsisteretetets!!
Chafshuy: Twinsisteretetets Chawarma! Pak na pak da chemini wan miz isyunez kiberlez en chika boom boom pow akez to sa mowre mowre shumobra pakabrang fafa franing en bet na bet lungz nitey iz frit feyses en dedma lungzi se effortnezz en actib zims ni oder VulZUans..Aweeerd! Den mey wi getching langs na tu da lebeling iskorchever nitey pele itey mga ke beauty en de beast lang ang peg! Kalurkey palakey di dramabelss ov di fafa titseret ov di shi esh esh fi ishtupidents. Kuda op da poorlaloo ishtupidents dat praning isprikiting dis fafa mes, olweys kuda everest abawt di anaders shi esh esh fi titsherettes na jumoin-force ditey on campush blah-blah-bley! Havey! Imbyurnezz! Fafa Franiiing lungs? Imbyurness! Sows, towdi ish yo day! Este yur owrash to be hir. Ekshenadoro inidoro!
Chawarma: Trulagenis sustagenis! Chika lowka ko ney hus dis fafa franing. Fashabugan na chii! Haws sa ikonumiks kitchenumiks op da istupidents? Fafa franing ish juz soww, mean vin vin! Peg din da byutifool fool gerlash in fafa’s clash, Kateh! Pokaness! He lavs hilabs to lait lait too, layk fafa’s so yaman en sow powgi. fweh! Shapookin kitey ng breyshesh ku we! Yun neyy Twinsisteretetets!!
''Abra kabumbumbels umiskapuzler shinichi tu da quarterz Lolo Franing!As in now na! Laykers en twiters na da hu chemini adwa!''
Chafshuy: Twinsisteretetets! Sinetchi iteyy na dindirindin op da kalej op lowlowmesh, Pak! Patola da eksenadora sa peyshpipoletshiwa during da interviewing in da kalshrum calshium. Dindirindin le'cash kuda everr: "Layash mga bekilash! Federeyshion op lowlomesh wil havey a clash, baboo!"
Chawarma: Trulanechi! Federeyshion of Papa P! Knowing dat lolo P nag-signing shining everloo sa letter to borrow eyebrows da rooms . Mey de peyshipoegelayriti kumpermnerz ne peleng si lolo Franing e mey he knows punows da lihamz from seksitariz alzheimer's ang lowlomeysh! Peyshpipoletshiwa was shocking pating like, “OhwmhayGeeee!”. Kaleyj of Hilow, low, low, Hello! Getsung Twinsisteretetets!?
Chafshuy: Twinsisteretetets! Sinetchi iteyy na dindirindin op da kalej op lowlowmesh, Pak! Patola da eksenadora sa peyshpipoletshiwa during da interviewing in da kalshrum calshium. Dindirindin le'cash kuda everr: "Layash mga bekilash! Federeyshion op lowlomesh wil havey a clash, baboo!"
Chawarma: Trulanechi! Federeyshion of Papa P! Knowing dat lolo P nag-signing shining everloo sa letter to borrow eyebrows da rooms . Mey de peyshipoegelayriti kumpermnerz ne peleng si lolo Franing e mey he knows punows da lihamz from seksitariz alzheimer's ang lowlomeysh! Peyshpipoletshiwa was shocking pating like, “OhwmhayGeeee!”. Kaleyj of Hilow, low, low, Hello! Getsung Twinsisteretetets!?
''Abra kabumbumbels Istapapish en klaze in da neym of eklabertizh lunch for zeyl, Laykers en twiters na da hu chemini otlo!''
Chafshuy: Prom da kaleyj op shi esh, ayeeern! Uh-uh? Twinsisteretetets Chawarma?Not korn kernel but di anaderrss. Badil si madirr, kashora ng byuti op cheche ishtupidents. Cashing cashing ang peg, teeling da cheches to buy foodies to deyr boothies. Its not abawt da moneh! Moneh! Maneh! Yow! Hampashinezez palu-palo niz hottie eh. Harhar..
Chawarma: Twinsisteretetets!Gora neyy beki da brussells twinsisteretetets!! Givesung ng jacket, givesung ng ensaladas! Buy en sell buy en sell foodlaberz in da boothies of cheches is naht enaf for da grades. Staaahp! So kuda ever! huwai not dyumoyn na ikey wid da brashband, beki da brussells? Baboosh! Poka!
Chafshuy: Prom da kaleyj op shi esh, ayeeern! Uh-uh? Twinsisteretetets Chawarma?Not korn kernel but di anaderrss. Badil si madirr, kashora ng byuti op cheche ishtupidents. Cashing cashing ang peg, teeling da cheches to buy foodies to deyr boothies. Its not abawt da moneh! Moneh! Maneh! Yow! Hampashinezez palu-palo niz hottie eh. Harhar..
Chawarma: Twinsisteretetets!Gora neyy beki da brussells twinsisteretetets!! Givesung ng jacket, givesung ng ensaladas! Buy en sell buy en sell foodlaberz in da boothies of cheches is naht enaf for da grades. Staaahp! So kuda ever! huwai not dyumoyn na ikey wid da brashband, beki da brussells? Baboosh! Poka!
''Abra kabumbumbels estiriktang mudratitser en her vinteyg kung fu titsing, Laykers en twiters na da hu chemini dyima!''
Chafshuy: More to grow Twinsisteretetets! Wansapanataym der is a titserett in a fart far away land of Divo Lababoo Chubibow hus olweys poynting da pawerspoynting da lekshuring pating wayl diskashing cashing in da klashruming. Vengga na shi madam Awring to her ishtupidents wen kudaeverest: “Mamsung, wats da meaning ov dis dat chorva chenna to awar lesshions?” Witiwit sha awnsering korakibels but hungry-angry-birdie drama chi! Shawting: “Ishtupidents, yow ar naht shining lishening tuu meh, naw yow ar ashkeeeng? Eeengk!”.
Chawarma: Chawawa de ishtupeeds, din a knowing wat to dow wid da sowper meyga hayfer heeyraap ov da ekshemeneyshen frum Neptune! Tereeyy neng lowla mey! Wantshung sha Chiresh-tereshin ov ishtupeedentsh. Menge enek, Gora na! Kalurki beysh! Mwahh!
Chafshuy: More to grow Twinsisteretetets! Wansapanataym der is a titserett in a fart far away land of Divo Lababoo Chubibow hus olweys poynting da pawerspoynting da lekshuring pating wayl diskashing cashing in da klashruming. Vengga na shi madam Awring to her ishtupidents wen kudaeverest: “Mamsung, wats da meaning ov dis dat chorva chenna to awar lesshions?” Witiwit sha awnsering korakibels but hungry-angry-birdie drama chi! Shawting: “Ishtupidents, yow ar naht shining lishening tuu meh, naw yow ar ashkeeeng? Eeengk!”.
Chawarma: Chawawa de ishtupeeds, din a knowing wat to dow wid da sowper meyga hayfer heeyraap ov da ekshemeneyshen frum Neptune! Tereeyy neng lowla mey! Wantshung sha Chiresh-tereshin ov ishtupeedentsh. Menge enek, Gora na! Kalurki beysh! Mwahh!
''Abra kabumbumbels greyspzer vendoretet sa kantez ng VulZU landia Laykers en twiters na da hu chemini kyonim''
Chafshuy: Vrum!Vrum!Vrum kavoomelalerz chemini!! Twinsirerets, I was in da mall tsopping galoor waylz diz papa macho hunk az in papabol mayorya of da nezty jejeneresyons of masterz aloklaberz eklaberzing da VulZU students of da nezty jejeneresyons of masterz en meyk some buy en sellizh as in tsupipayish sa establitching tanduayz sa kantez ng VulZU Landia! emily!emily!emily!ehem..
Chawarma: Ahm uhm! Wit na akesa magkumentungtung for twinsisterets Chafshuy!Wititit ko keri maglahong farang vula hir if nag-comment akez sa vonggag vongga as in newez en freshez papa Puno az in foging lider en da universe of VulSU! Pak na pak! Mega vuy en sell itey sa studentz na orkot na orkot mag go go go za etchtablizing Tanduay. Zayang pagka-holy crozzes peacher niya. Pak! Pak! Pak!
Chafshuy: Vrum!Vrum!Vrum kavoomelalerz chemini!! Twinsirerets, I was in da mall tsopping galoor waylz diz papa macho hunk az in papabol mayorya of da nezty jejeneresyons of masterz aloklaberz eklaberzing da VulZU students of da nezty jejeneresyons of masterz en meyk some buy en sellizh as in tsupipayish sa establitching tanduayz sa kantez ng VulZU Landia! emily!emily!emily!ehem..
Chawarma: Ahm uhm! Wit na akesa magkumentungtung for twinsisterets Chafshuy!Wititit ko keri maglahong farang vula hir if nag-comment akez sa vonggag vongga as in newez en freshez papa Puno az in foging lider en da universe of VulSU! Pak na pak! Mega vuy en sell itey sa studentz na orkot na orkot mag go go go za etchtablizing Tanduay. Zayang pagka-holy crozzes peacher niya. Pak! Pak! Pak!